Dilemmas Recently Incurred By The Necessity of a Business-Casual Wardrobe

June 11, 2011 § Leave a comment

  • Do I want to be the “girl with the green high heels?”
  • Why are they called pencil skirts? Are there pen skirts?
  • Can orange ever work on the bottom half of your body?
  • Why wasn’t I born shorter?
  • Leggings?
  • How am I even going to iron these things?
  • Can people tell when you just hang things in the bathroom during a hot shower to “steam the wrinkles out” instead of actually ironing them because you don’t own an iron?
  • Did I actually just spend $140 on shoes?
  • Do people wear slips, or did those go the way of the garter belt?
  • How do I walk in that one pair of flats that keeps popping off my feet without looking like I’m skipping to work?
  • Does anyone call them slacks any more?
  • Furthermore, what technically constitutes a “blouse” vs. a “top”?
  • How hard can it be to let out the hem on a pair of pants?
  • Where are all the goddamn straight pins in this house?
  • Seriously where are they
  • How much could it possibly cost to get my hem job on this pair of pants professionally fixed?
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